[Verse 1:]
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Well, I don't understand the phenomenon
We f**in' these hoes that look like spa-la-la-la!
Rich boys think that it's sh**ty
But I like f**in' crack heads with one titty (Yeah!)
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And now I get the scabies almost every time (Every time!)
So let's talk about my nut sack
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ball sac
[Violent J:]
Well, I'm Violent J and I ain't no b**h
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch (Ooh!)
Cause b**h, if I'm itchin' when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock, swing it on your dome
You didn't think nothin' of it, just lemme stick it!
Probly shoulda known, cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden
But I wasn't sayin' nuttin' though
I wasn't sayin' nuttin' till I'm done nuttin' ho!
And now I'm like, "b**h how can this be?"
Tryna sleep on my nuts while I'm watchin' TV!
And I try and walk to the sto' and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me?
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Prolly that homeless fat, redneck, bald lady
That I f**ed in the shed
Then the little critters on my ding-a-ling said:
[Hook]
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, f** dirty bu*ts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, f** dirty s*uts
[Verse 2:]
[Violent J:]
I met this b**h and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
b**h, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me, what's up with that? (Ho!)
Shoulda said some'n 'bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth b**h!
Can't keep my mo' f**in' hands out my drawers
(Stick a roach motel up under your balls)
Nah, I'd rather stick 'em in a deep fryer
And sizzle those motherf**ers off my wang
[Violent J:]
So you wanna f** around, always gotta buck around?
Lift up ya ding-a-ling, nuttin' but a bug ya found (Woah!)
Now they call 'ya funky nuts cause ya like funky bu*ts
Scratchin' and bitin' 'em, now they call you monkey nuts
But, I ain't sayin' nuttin', cause 'ya ain't playin' nuttin'
Bring the track back and I get back to the nut sack track
[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Gotta try to rap cause the bugs is bitin'
But I ain't goin' out like a b**h, yo, f** that!
Stick 'em in a blender and hit the switch! (NO!)
Then I hit the b**h!
[Violent J:]
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
f**ed her in her rumpster, juggalugga humpster!
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my ding-a-ling sing:
[Hook]
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, f** dirty bu*ts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts
Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts
Please, oh please, f** dirty s*uts
[Outro:]
Hey, check this out, man!
I can remember back in school
Back in elementary school
Yeah, sh** used to be cool then
You know what I'm sayin'?
Cause it was all about shootin' dice
And playin' dodge ball and sh**, ya know?
But then somethin' happened, man
Everybody grew up
And now ain't nothin' the same!
Like this one punk motherf**er
The same motherf**er I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with
And playin' kickball
Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign, talkin' about
He's gettin' ready to fly my head and sh**!
Well, f** you!
Ya know?
Cause ya still the same fake-a** b**h you always was
So don't come up on me with that sh** cause I know you too well
You still the same guy that me
And my six Jello-eatin' motherf**er you always was
Oh yeah, and a couple years ago
I f**ed your sister at your birthday party!
So don't come up on me cause I know you too well
b**h boooy!
Yeah, motherf**in' b**h boooy!
Ha ha ha ha!