Mike E. Clark - Bugz On My Nutz lyrics

[Verse 1:] [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Well, I don't understand the phenomenon We f**in' these hoes that look like spa-la-la-la! Rich boys think that it's sh**ty But I like f**in' crack heads with one titty (Yeah!) And I do it at the drop of a dime And now I get the scabies almost every time (Every time!) So let's talk about my nut sack I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ball sac [Violent J:] Well, I'm Violent J and I ain't no b**h I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch (Ooh!) Cause b**h, if I'm itchin' when I come home Drop a brick in a sock, swing it on your dome You didn't think nothin' of it, just lemme stick it! Probly shoulda known, cuz I thought I heard crickets In your neden But I wasn't sayin' nuttin' though I wasn't sayin' nuttin' till I'm done nuttin' ho! And now I'm like, "b**h how can this be?" Tryna sleep on my nuts while I'm watchin' TV! And I try and walk to the sto' and get a 40 How'd these bugs get on me? [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Somebody asked me how I got scabies Prolly that homeless fat, redneck, bald lady That I f**ed in the shed Then the little critters on my ding-a-ling said: [Hook] Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, f** dirty bu*ts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, f** dirty s*uts [Verse 2:] [Violent J:] I met this b**h and went up in it Dropped her off, went to the clinic [Shaggy 2 Dope:] b**h, I got bizugs on my siznac So tell me, what's up with that? (Ho!) Shoulda said some'n 'bout your bug problem Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth b**h! Can't keep my mo' f**in' hands out my drawers (Stick a roach motel up under your balls) Nah, I'd rather stick 'em in a deep fryer And sizzle those motherf**ers off my wang [Violent J:] So you wanna f** around, always gotta buck around? Lift up ya ding-a-ling, nuttin' but a bug ya found (Woah!) Now they call 'ya funky nuts cause ya like funky bu*ts Scratchin' and bitin' 'em, now they call you monkey nuts But, I ain't sayin' nuttin', cause 'ya ain't playin' nuttin' Bring the track back and I get back to the nut sack track [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Gotta try to rap cause the bugs is bitin' But I ain't goin' out like a b**h, yo, f** that! Stick 'em in a blender and hit the switch! (NO!) Then I hit the b**h! [Violent J:] Met this bum in the back of a dumpster f**ed her in her rumpster, juggalugga humpster! Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my ding-a-ling sing: [Hook] Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, f** dirty bu*ts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, f** dirty s*uts [Outro:] Hey, check this out, man! I can remember back in school Back in elementary school Yeah, sh** used to be cool then You know what I'm sayin'? Cause it was all about shootin' dice And playin' dodge ball and sh**, ya know? But then somethin' happened, man Everybody grew up And now ain't nothin' the same! Like this one punk motherf**er The same motherf**er I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with And playin' kickball Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign, talkin' about He's gettin' ready to fly my head and sh**! Well, f** you! Ya know? Cause ya still the same fake-a** b**h you always was So don't come up on me with that sh** cause I know you too well You still the same guy that me And my six Jello-eatin' motherf**er you always was Oh yeah, and a couple years ago I f**ed your sister at your birthday party! So don't come up on me cause I know you too well b**h boooy! Yeah, motherf**in' b**h boooy! Ha ha ha ha!