[Verse 1]
Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses
With wet white trousers on
And worlds collide as the evening continues
The dignity f**s off
Her brother's gone off to the strippers
To make up for all the lost time
She could have been one of the b**hes
But she's actually alright
[Chorus]
Cigarette Smoker
I'm sorry, but we're all unsure
How much you've had but
We think that you oughta
Maybe not have any more
[Verse 2]
A country home, even if we really tried
Wouldn't cease to surprise us now
And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap
When are your parents back? d'you know?
Well I never came from no ghetto
But it wasn't nowhere near here
Well-spoken girls in stilettos
Aren't something to fear
[Chorus]
Cigarette Smoker
Cigarette smoke doesn't hide
As well as you think
And you'd think that it oughta
Act as the perfect disguise