[Verse 1] Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses With wet white trousers on And worlds collide as the evening continues The dignity f**s off Her brother's gone off to the strippers To make up for all the lost time She could have been one of the b**hes But she's actually alright [Chorus] Cigarette Smoker I'm sorry, but we're all unsure How much you've had but We think that you oughta Maybe not have any more [Verse 2] A country home, even if we really tried Wouldn't cease to surprise us now And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap When are your parents back? d'you know? Well I never came from no ghetto But it wasn't nowhere near here Well-spoken girls in stilettos Aren't something to fear [Chorus] Cigarette Smoker Cigarette smoke doesn't hide As well as you think And you'd think that it oughta Act as the perfect disguise