You're the coolest girl out of all the girls
Who have ever lived in the White House
Susan Ford
So?
You're the coolest girl out of any girl
Ever born or raised in the White House
Susan Ford
Okay, and?
Plus, we have a lot in common
We do?
My dad's the president
Yours was, too
Plus, you have a Siamese cat
And I have a Siamese cat
What are the chances of that?
What are the chances that I'd ever get to hang
With Susan Ford?
The coolest girl out of all the girls
Who have ever lived in the White House
I'm not sure I like being trapped in a 12-year-old's dream
Your mom doesn't care if you smoke pot
That's cool
Amy!
Your mom doesn't care if you have s** before you're married
That's cool
Amy!
Your mom doesn't care if you draw nipples on your Barbie
Amy, I told you not to do that
Did you draw nipples on your Barbie?
Yeah
See, you're cool
I bet you're never bored
‘Cause you're the absolutely coolest girl
Of any girl who's ever been the daughter
Of a president,
Who's ever lived in the White House
Susan Ford
Susan Ford
Susan Ford
So, technically, I'm being held prisoner in your dream?
No, not really a prisoner - a guest
Let's play movie star
Can I wear your sungla**es?
What if you wake up?
Then I go right back to sleep,
And the whole dream would start again
Oh God
What if in your dream you had an accident
Or you're k**ed?
They say if you're k**ed in your dream
You die in real life
Susan, let's not monkey with the child
Should Susan see a therapist?
Well, I don't know
You're the mental health First Lady
That's why I ask
I don't need to see a therapist, Mother
You do
Ever since your husband defeated my husband,
Susan hasn't been the same
She took it awful hard
Daddy should still be president
Blame Dick Nixon, honey, not Jimmy Carter