Michael John LaChiusa - Susan Ford lyrics

You're the coolest girl out of all the girls Who have ever lived in the White House Susan Ford So? You're the coolest girl out of any girl Ever born or raised in the White House Susan Ford Okay, and? Plus, we have a lot in common We do? My dad's the president Yours was, too Plus, you have a Siamese cat And I have a Siamese cat What are the chances of that? What are the chances that I'd ever get to hang With Susan Ford? The coolest girl out of all the girls Who have ever lived in the White House I'm not sure I like being trapped in a 12-year-old's dream Your mom doesn't care if you smoke pot That's cool Amy! Your mom doesn't care if you have s** before you're married That's cool Amy! Your mom doesn't care if you draw nipples on your Barbie Amy, I told you not to do that Did you draw nipples on your Barbie? Yeah See, you're cool I bet you're never bored ‘Cause you're the absolutely coolest girl Of any girl who's ever been the daughter Of a president, Who's ever lived in the White House Susan Ford Susan Ford Susan Ford So, technically, I'm being held prisoner in your dream? No, not really a prisoner - a guest Let's play movie star Can I wear your sungla**es? What if you wake up? Then I go right back to sleep, And the whole dream would start again Oh God What if in your dream you had an accident Or you're k**ed? They say if you're k**ed in your dream You die in real life Susan, let's not monkey with the child Should Susan see a therapist? Well, I don't know You're the mental health First Lady That's why I ask I don't need to see a therapist, Mother You do Ever since your husband defeated my husband, Susan hasn't been the same She took it awful hard Daddy should still be president Blame Dick Nixon, honey, not Jimmy Carter