[Master P]
Yeah heh heh
Y'all ain't think I was gonna make somethin' for y'all
Funky hoes this year, this is for y'all p**y poppin', shake that a**
Goin' to the club, borrowin' skirt, goose neck
Once a month draws changin', funky a** hoes
Yeah y'all funky b**hes heh
All y'all b**hes tryin' get me for my money
Y'all gonna end up with nothin' but dick and pounds of milk b**h
Ha ha yeah, I done hooked back up with my little cousin Mo B Dick
Y'all might know him as pullin' rank
But we 'bout to do this sh**
We layin' the beats down real thick
And I'm about to get nasty stupid with you funky hoes
[Master P]
I'm jumpin' on you b**hes cause you hoes got me mad
And all you money hungry hoes y'all can kiss my a**
Tryin' play a playa for his wallet like a b**h
I told you all you mother f**in' b**hes s** dick
Cause all hoes s** dick
[Mia X]
You ain't talkin to me
[Master P]
Yeah I'm talkin to you b**h
But your p**y f**in' stank
And stop washin' your draws in the motherf**in fish tank
You need to get a life, go find a job b**h
Stop s**in' the n***a dick just to get your nails fixed
How many licks in a mother f**in' lollypop
She'll call you Maxwell
b**h will s** me till the last drop
Don't blame it on the drank and the weed b**h
You and Harry are gettin' on your f**in' knees trick
From your sister momma auntie daughter G
I know your a** back in the mail for me
Now your hustlin' bustin' your a** for sh**
Cause ain't no n***a in the hood gettin' your hair fixed
You're just an old perpetratin' dick s**in' b**h
And i'm a let you hoes know who you f**in' with
That M-A-S-T-E-R to the P b**h
f**in' with us k**as
I'm a drop you to your knees trick
Think your a** played me like a mother f**in' dog hoe
I'm a leave your a** dropped dead on the floor ha ha
Chorus:
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
Cause a b**h will tell you anything to kick it black
[Silkk the Shocker]
Once a hoe, always a hoe
How you gonna tell a n***a you don't s** dick no more
sh**, you b**hes know y'all hoes can serve that
Talkin' bout I don't do that type of sh**
How many times a n***a heard that
Yeah I'm a pay you some money but ya gotta wait until the mornin hoe
But I'll be like sideways before you start yawnin' though
I don't love these b**hes, I never did, never will though
We gonna put it down me and P on you clown hoes
Doggin' b**hes from the South to the West Coast
Havin' hoes stuck like some dope-fiend without a dope
Don't ask Silkk for sh**
Cause I ain't got nuttin' but dick and some bubblegum
Fresh out of gum she gonna want some dick
Come over here and get you some
Chorus:
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
f** them hoes
f** you funky hoes
Cause a b**h will tell you anything to kick it black
[Mia X]
I've had just about enough from you immature sh** talkers
Claim you pimpin' hoes and reppin' on your dicks
But really bustin' nuts like water, balloons in your hands
I gives a damn about you cum catchers
And I betcha thought that it was just another dog a b**h rhyme
But Mia keeps it on her mind and I don't mind tryin'
A whole heap of n***as runnin' off at the p**y eaters
Sisters don't give a f** about you and we damn sure don't need ya
Frontin' a** always tryin' clown
But be the main mother f**er havin' dinner downtown
Mounds of n***as talkin' 'bout who got a funky cat
But that's because the fact is that their nose be in the crack
Yeah reppin' on your dick b**h you needs to be smacked
Cause doin' that ride is like sittin' on a Tic Tac
Black mother f**ers always quick to trip
But know they came up on welfare and sh**
Food stamps, medicade and commodities
Section 8 in projects so how you knockin' me
And claimin' you don't trip b**h you know you breaks me off
Before you give your boys or your messy a** moan
At salon shoppin' mall and nail shop here I go
Once my p**y hairs leave your teeth lookin' like a piano
So, I don't give a f** about them n***as
Talkin' that sh** cause you know you gonna pay a b**h
So playa you can talk what you want to yo n***as
But when it all boils down you know your
b**h a** gonna pay a b**h
I said I don't give a f** about you n***as
Talkin' that sh** cause you know you gonna pay a b**h