[Master P] Yeah heh heh Y'all ain't think I was gonna make somethin' for y'all Funky hoes this year, this is for y'all p**y poppin', shake that a** Goin' to the club, borrowin' skirt, goose neck Once a month draws changin', funky a** hoes Yeah y'all funky b**hes heh All y'all b**hes tryin' get me for my money Y'all gonna end up with nothin' but dick and pounds of milk b**h Ha ha yeah, I done hooked back up with my little cousin Mo B Dick Y'all might know him as pullin' rank But we 'bout to do this sh** We layin' the beats down real thick And I'm about to get nasty stupid with you funky hoes [Master P] I'm jumpin' on you b**hes cause you hoes got me mad And all you money hungry hoes y'all can kiss my a** Tryin' play a playa for his wallet like a b**h I told you all you mother f**in' b**hes s** dick Cause all hoes s** dick [Mia X] You ain't talkin to me [Master P] Yeah I'm talkin to you b**h But your p**y f**in' stank And stop washin' your draws in the motherf**in fish tank You need to get a life, go find a job b**h Stop s**in' the n***a dick just to get your nails fixed How many licks in a mother f**in' lollypop She'll call you Maxwell b**h will s** me till the last drop Don't blame it on the drank and the weed b**h You and Harry are gettin' on your f**in' knees trick From your sister momma auntie daughter G I know your a** back in the mail for me Now your hustlin' bustin' your a** for sh** Cause ain't no n***a in the hood gettin' your hair fixed You're just an old perpetratin' dick s**in' b**h And i'm a let you hoes know who you f**in' with That M-A-S-T-E-R to the P b**h f**in' with us k**as I'm a drop you to your knees trick Think your a** played me like a mother f**in' dog hoe I'm a leave your a** dropped dead on the floor ha ha Chorus: f** them hoes f** you funky hoes f** them hoes f** you funky hoes f** them hoes f** you funky hoes f** them hoes f** you funky hoes Cause a b**h will tell you anything to kick it black [Silkk the Shocker] Once a hoe, always a hoe How you gonna tell a n***a you don't s** dick no more sh**, you b**hes know y'all hoes can serve that Talkin' bout I don't do that type of sh** How many times a n***a heard that Yeah I'm a pay you some money but ya gotta wait until the mornin hoe But I'll be like sideways before you start yawnin' though I don't love these b**hes, I never did, never will though We gonna put it down me and P on you clown hoes Doggin' b**hes from the South to the West Coast Havin' hoes stuck like some dope-fiend without a dope Don't ask Silkk for sh** Cause I ain't got nuttin' but dick and some bubblegum Fresh out of gum she gonna want some dick Come over here and get you some Chorus: f** them hoes f** you funky hoes f** them hoes f** you funky hoes f** them hoes f** you funky hoes Cause a b**h will tell you anything to kick it black [Mia X] I've had just about enough from you immature sh** talkers Claim you pimpin' hoes and reppin' on your dicks But really bustin' nuts like water, balloons in your hands I gives a damn about you cum catchers And I betcha thought that it was just another dog a b**h rhyme But Mia keeps it on her mind and I don't mind tryin' A whole heap of n***as runnin' off at the p**y eaters Sisters don't give a f** about you and we damn sure don't need ya Frontin' a** always tryin' clown But be the main mother f**er havin' dinner downtown Mounds of n***as talkin' 'bout who got a funky cat But that's because the fact is that their nose be in the crack Yeah reppin' on your dick b**h you needs to be smacked Cause doin' that ride is like sittin' on a Tic Tac Black mother f**ers always quick to trip But know they came up on welfare and sh** Food stamps, medicade and commodities Section 8 in projects so how you knockin' me And claimin' you don't trip b**h you know you breaks me off Before you give your boys or your messy a** moan At salon shoppin' mall and nail shop here I go Once my p**y hairs leave your teeth lookin' like a piano So, I don't give a f** about them n***as Talkin' that sh** cause you know you gonna pay a b**h So playa you can talk what you want to yo n***as But when it all boils down you know your b**h a** gonna pay a b**h I said I don't give a f** about you n***as Talkin' that sh** cause you know you gonna pay a b**h