I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair, yeah
It's my birthday
I'm going to spill my drink
And slur my words
Embarra** my friends
Yeah, it's my birthday
I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbors
They owe me a favor
On my birthday
They all say, I should be grown up by now
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
I'm getting fatter and lazier
Losing my hair but I don't care, no
It's my birthday
I got a brand new suit
I got some balloons and a cake, yeah
It's my birthday
All my friends are running late
I need some help to celebrate
My birthday
They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair, yeah
It's my birthday
I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbors
They owe me a favor
On my birthday
They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
He's such a fool, he's so uncool