Mental As Anything - Birthday lyrics

I'm going to smoke some pot I'm going to drink some beer Fall off my chair, yeah It's my birthday I'm going to spill my drink And slur my words Embarra** my friends Yeah, it's my birthday I'm going to make a noise Annoy the neighbors They owe me a favor On my birthday They all say, I should be grown up by now He's too old to behave like a clown Even though he's always been a fool He's uncool, he's uncool I'm getting fatter and lazier Losing my hair but I don't care, no It's my birthday I got a brand new suit I got some balloons and a cake, yeah It's my birthday All my friends are running late I need some help to celebrate My birthday They all say I should be grown up by now Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down He's too old to behave like a clown Even though he's always been a fool He's uncool, he's uncool I'm going to smoke some pot I'm going to drink some beer Fall off my chair, yeah It's my birthday I'm going to make a noise Annoy the neighbors They owe me a favor On my birthday They all say I should be grown up by now Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down He's too old to behave like a clown Even though he's always been a fool He's uncool, he's uncool Even though he's always been a fool He's uncool, he's uncool He's such a fool, he's so uncool