Intro: Izeus (McLovin')]
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, food, definitely, definitely freezer)
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 1: Izeus]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For having protein undentured
Hence, if I should draw the line on any food sources
If so to what plantation
If at any should I go
Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the lunchroom on the blue side
They say I cause extensive
Bread-crumb damage to the bran when I go to strenthen this
Far at other peoples' food expenses
I say you're all just too goshdarn sensitive
It's craftsmanship
And it's down right happening
Let's end this supper now cause I won't stand for this
And Wolfgang Puck won't cook for him neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent spice sticks in my refrigerator
Right next to the tomato
And the cheese must have put some mold on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Betty Crocker
I k**ed Bobby Flay, I k**ed Bobby--Flay
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Mayonnaise: The white Chronic
[Hook: Izeus]
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man
[Verse 2: McLovin']
Now in the cookbook it says
Though shall not mix two ingredients that are bad
Or put depression pills in instead but who's to say that that's fair to say
I am to say that the grease man is greatest man on the earth
He'll grab your dick and check the girth
If you did or didn't want it he just wants to f** you right in the a**
And I like to go into detail but what if it is a s*ut am I gay I hope I clear this up cause I just want to be a big gay f**
[Hook: McLovin']
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man