MC Lovin - Grease Man lyrics

Intro: Izeus (McLovin')] Yeah (Definitely, definitely, definitely, food, definitely, definitely freezer) Yeah, yeah [Verse 1: Izeus] You find me offensive, I find you offensive For having protein undentured Hence, if I should draw the line on any food sources If so to what plantation If at any should I go Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the lunchroom on the blue side They say I cause extensive Bread-crumb damage to the bran when I go to strenthen this Far at other peoples' food expenses I say you're all just too goshdarn sensitive It's craftsmanship And it's down right happening Let's end this supper now cause I won't stand for this And Wolfgang Puck won't cook for him neither And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I had one of those 25 cent spice sticks in my refrigerator Right next to the tomato And the cheese must have put some mold on him for later I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and Betty Crocker I k**ed Bobby Flay, I k**ed Bobby--Flay And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy Mayonnaise: The white Chronic [Hook: Izeus] Cause I ain't got no knives! Or no grapes, rice and meat like Sauce, and noodlez... This song is so stupid!!! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is.... Grease Man [Verse 2: McLovin'] Now in the cookbook it says Though shall not mix two ingredients that are bad Or put depression pills in instead but who's to say that that's fair to say I am to say that the grease man is greatest man on the earth He'll grab your dick and check the girth If you did or didn't want it he just wants to f** you right in the a** And I like to go into detail but what if it is a s*ut am I gay I hope I clear this up cause I just want to be a big gay f** [Hook: McLovin'] Cause I ain't got no knives! Or no grapes, rice and meat like Sauce, and noodlez... This song is so stupid!!! My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is.... Grease Man