Hello Slender
He-Hello Slender
I just wanna be your friend
I don't intend to offend
I don't want all the pages
I'd rather chill in the woods together
And talk for ages
People say you're bad
But I know the truth
You're so nice I brought a present
A new tie for your suit
So don't glitch
And abduct me I'm friendly
AHOHMYGOD!
I'LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZ!
Hello Mr
He-hello Mr.Face
I just wanna be your bestest mate
You're just a grunt to most
But I think you're great
So let's hang out and have a picnic!
(YAY!)
I won't forget your birthday
I don't have amnesia
You got a big mouth
But we still share secrets
What's that?
(Huh?)
Y-you wanna play tag?
AAAHHH!
OKAY I'LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK!
Hello Monsta
H-hello monsta
I just wanna be your friend
No-one wants to get hurt today
No-one wants to get hurt today
Hello Monsta
H-hello monsta
I just wanna be your friend
No-one wants to get hurt today
No-one wants to get hurt today
Hello necro
H-hello necromorph
You wanna be my BFF?
Of course!
If your ever feeling down buddy
You can embrace me
Play video games at my place
It's Dead Spacey
I want an Alien buddy
So I can look at the stars
And hear you gargle out the names
So I can point to where they are
Hey you're smiling at me!
I can see your teeth!
OH OH MY GOD OKAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE!
Hello Pyramid
He-hello Pyramid Head
I betcha been acting out
Because you need a friend
I can tell you lift bro
We'll visit the gym
And the find a traffic cone and pretend we're twins
Let's take a trip to Egypt
You'll be so popular
Everyone will want to take pics
I hope customs ain't strict
With the metal detector
OH MY GOD OK I'LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN!
I want Slenderman to be my frienderman
And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan
With the face and the morph there kicking it too!
And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!
I want Slenderman to be my frienderman
And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan
With the face and the morph there kicking it too!
And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!