Markiplier - Hello Monsta lyrics

Hello Slender He-Hello Slender I just wanna be your friend I don't intend to offend I don't want all the pages I'd rather chill in the woods together And talk for ages People say you're bad But I know the truth You're so nice I brought a present A new tie for your suit So don't glitch And abduct me I'm friendly AHOHMYGOD! I'LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZ! Hello Mr He-hello Mr.Face I just wanna be your bestest mate You're just a grunt to most But I think you're great So let's hang out and have a picnic! (YAY!) I won't forget your birthday I don't have amnesia You got a big mouth But we still share secrets What's that? (Huh?) Y-you wanna play tag? AAAHHH! OKAY I'LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK! Hello Monsta H-hello monsta I just wanna be your friend No-one wants to get hurt today No-one wants to get hurt today Hello Monsta H-hello monsta I just wanna be your friend No-one wants to get hurt today No-one wants to get hurt today Hello necro H-hello necromorph You wanna be my BFF? Of course! If your ever feeling down buddy You can embrace me Play video games at my place It's Dead Spacey I want an Alien buddy So I can look at the stars And hear you gargle out the names So I can point to where they are Hey you're smiling at me! I can see your teeth! OH OH MY GOD OKAY I'LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE! Hello Pyramid He-hello Pyramid Head I betcha been acting out Because you need a friend I can tell you lift bro We'll visit the gym And the find a traffic cone and pretend we're twins Let's take a trip to Egypt You'll be so popular Everyone will want to take pics I hope customs ain't strict With the metal detector OH MY GOD OK I'LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN! I want Slenderman to be my frienderman And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan With the face and the morph there kicking it too! And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes! I want Slenderman to be my frienderman And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan With the face and the morph there kicking it too! And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!