...and that, boys and girls,
is the story of Princess Carmen.
Uh.
Maybe that was a little
too graphic for you, kids.
[Manila laughs]
Another story book?
[Kids screaming and laughing excited]
Ain't you tired of all this queens yet?
Ok. I got RuPunzel, Rajastiltskin, oh
How about Ribbon-Willam?
[Kids laughs]
Oh. Here's a great one.
Once upon a time,
In a far away kingdom,
called Harlem...
[Cop patrol sounds]
lived a beautiful
princess named Sahara.
She was the most beautiful
princess in all of the kingdoms
and in all of the lands.
(I also heard that there was other
asian princess, she was pretty cute, too.)
Anyway.
Every seventh sunday,
the Princess would go out
on their balcony over looking
the whole kingdom and dance
for anyone who could see her.
(And let's just say the ones
that can saw her dance,
said: "the b**h was twirling")
Then, one dark night,
a misterious dragon
snuck into her castle
and left a very interesting gift.
(Ooh! I like presents)
When the princess woke
the next morning, she
discovered she was wearing
a new pair of shoes,
magic shoes.
[Sound of angels singing anthem]
[Manila pa**ing the book's pages]
(Sorry kids, it doesn't say
what label. Let's just say: Fendi)
These magic Fendi shoes...
[Sound of angels singing anthem]
allowed the princess to dance
forever, so everyone could see her
dance. So she would dance for her
adoring kingdom every day and
every night.
(Gurl, sounds like a lot of dancing)
But the magic shoes were cursed,
for the Princess could never ever
take them off her feet.
(Ooh, and Fendi runs small, kids.)
One day, after dancing every day
and every night, and never stopping.
The Princess grew tired, she wanted
to stop dancing, but she couldn't.
So that night, Princess Sahara,
danced all the way up into the stars,
were she could dance for her whole
kingdom to see, for the rest of eternity.
The end.
[Book closes]