...and that, boys and girls, is the story of Princess Carmen. Uh. Maybe that was a little too graphic for you, kids. [Manila laughs] Another story book? [Kids screaming and laughing excited] Ain't you tired of all this queens yet? Ok. I got RuPunzel, Rajastiltskin, oh How about Ribbon-Willam? [Kids laughs] Oh. Here's a great one. Once upon a time, In a far away kingdom, called Harlem... [Cop patrol sounds] lived a beautiful princess named Sahara. She was the most beautiful princess in all of the kingdoms and in all of the lands. (I also heard that there was other asian princess, she was pretty cute, too.) Anyway. Every seventh sunday, the Princess would go out on their balcony over looking the whole kingdom and dance for anyone who could see her. (And let's just say the ones that can saw her dance, said: "the b**h was twirling") Then, one dark night, a misterious dragon snuck into her castle and left a very interesting gift. (Ooh! I like presents) When the princess woke the next morning, she discovered she was wearing a new pair of shoes, magic shoes. [Sound of angels singing anthem] [Manila pa**ing the book's pages] (Sorry kids, it doesn't say what label. Let's just say: Fendi) These magic Fendi shoes... [Sound of angels singing anthem] allowed the princess to dance forever, so everyone could see her dance. So she would dance for her adoring kingdom every day and every night. (Gurl, sounds like a lot of dancing) But the magic shoes were cursed, for the Princess could never ever take them off her feet. (Ooh, and Fendi runs small, kids.) One day, after dancing every day and every night, and never stopping. The Princess grew tired, she wanted to stop dancing, but she couldn't. So that night, Princess Sahara, danced all the way up into the stars, were she could dance for her whole kingdom to see, for the rest of eternity. The end. [Book closes]