[GORDON]
Sorry I'm late, Rhoda
[RHODA, spoken]
You're always late
[GORDON]
I was
Working on the Spring Song
Is he angry that he doesn't have the Spring Song yet?
I bet
[RHODA, spoken]
No, he's angry that he doesn't have the Yes Song
[GORDON]
I hate the Yes Song
I hate the Spring Song
I hate
Mr. Bungee and this job
God, it's bad
Working on Mr. Bungee's lily pad–
[WAITRESS, spoken]
Y'all work for Mr. Bungee? I love that TV show!
(sung)
The specials today
Though not many are especially good
First the fish of the day:
Calamari!
Which isn't a fish
But lives in the sea
As said in the dish
It happens to be the fish
Of the day
Okay
Plus there's ziti
With a sauce that's meaty
It's fun!
[GORDON & RHODA, spoken]
Fun?
[WAITRESS]
And there's a lot
And that's the specials!
(spoken)
Thank you!
[GORDON, spoken]
I'll have the ziti and a Diet Coke
[RHODA, spoken]
Uh, okay, and I will have the goat cheese salad–no cheese
[GORDON, spoken]
Oh, thank you
[RHODA, spoken]
So, talk to me! [GORDON]
He's taking up the brunt of my time
I don't have time to write
My real stuff
But I feel stuff
I can't express
What I mean to convey
So of course I didn't
Write enough today!
I hate Mr. Bungee
Why does Mr. Bungee hate me?
Oh, God!
As you can tell
I don't write well for frogs! [RHODA, spoken]
It's called a job
You're a mess!
If you don't keep writing you'll be shown the door
You know Mr. Bungee hates you
I think he hates you more
First off:
You've gotta finish a song!
You scoff
But dammit write the Spring Song
Write the Yes Song
Don't let your career
Go to the dogs! (MR. BUNGEE enters.) [MR. BUNGEE]
Mr. Bungee is aquatic
And despotic!
Mr. Bungee's oceanic
And satanic!
Nyahaha!
Mr. Bungee's said to be
Tyrannical at times
But Mr. Bungee always rhymes!
Whee!
(spoken)
Oh, sure!
Ha!
Him, a Broadway show?
I don't think so! [GORDON, spoken]
I'm having frog hallucinations
He's not here right now, is he?
[WAITRESS]
I love Mr. Bungee
Yes indeed-y
Here's your ziti
I love Mr. Bungee
When he makes his scenes
I love Mr. Bun–
Did someone order scallopini?
I love Mr. Bungee
Here's your Diet Coke
And here's your greens!
I love Mr. Bungee
I love Mr. Bungee!
[RHODA]
First write your song then next
You'll write the epic
First kids, TV, then next
The Broadway shows
It's a rocky road from lily pad
To where you want to get to, dear, but
Rhoda always knows... [GORDON]
Inside me I feel washed up and through
Writing this sh**'s k**ed my talent
And whatever's left to k**
Then Bungee will grind that down to squat!
I used to be!
I was!
I once was but I'm
Not!
(spoken)
Oh my...
Not a...
(sung)
Something is wrong
Something is wrong
(spoken)
Something is very, very, very–
Wrong [RHODA, spoken]
Oh, come on, Gordon
That is not true!
(sung)
You're still!
I don't agree!
(spoken)
Hey!
Hey, come on, sit down
Gordon, are you OK?
Gordon, you're scaring me... (GORDON collapses, his head hitting his plate.)