I do not smoke cigarettes
I told him with conviction
'Cause I've always been asthmatic
And I don't support addiction
He said, but I always roll my own
I said, but I still think that you're a poser
He said, I don't sleep in parking lots
I've always been a fighter
I said that sounds pretty easy
When you've got a warm recliner
In your parents living room
When where you are is where they'll pay the rent
And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving
One would think you would be half as full of sh**
And for all the rules you're breaking and the precedents you're making
I could do without that breed of anarchist
I could do without that breed of politicts
I could do without that breed of hypocrite
I could do much more without the likes of this
He said, I'll be on that picket line for equality
But I hope everyone looks like me
And does not treat me differently
I said, God damn, you hypocrite!
He said, I do not take that name so lightly
I said, I don't sleep in parking lots
I've always been resistant
He said, that sounds pretty easy
Would you just shut up and kiss me
I said, aw man, you're no feminist
He said, I do not use that word so slightly
And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving
One would think you would be half as full of sh**
And for all the rules you're breaking and the progress that you're making
I could do without that breed of anarchist
I could do without that breed of politics
I could do without that breed of hypocrite
I could do much more without the likes of this