I do not smoke cigarettes I told him with conviction 'Cause I've always been asthmatic And I don't support addiction He said, but I always roll my own I said, but I still think that you're a poser He said, I don't sleep in parking lots I've always been a fighter I said that sounds pretty easy When you've got a warm recliner In your parents living room When where you are is where they'll pay the rent And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving One would think you would be half as full of sh** And for all the rules you're breaking and the precedents you're making I could do without that breed of anarchist I could do without that breed of politicts I could do without that breed of hypocrite I could do much more without the likes of this He said, I'll be on that picket line for equality But I hope everyone looks like me And does not treat me differently I said, God damn, you hypocrite! He said, I do not take that name so lightly I said, I don't sleep in parking lots I've always been resistant He said, that sounds pretty easy Would you just shut up and kiss me I said, aw man, you're no feminist He said, I do not use that word so slightly And for all your liberating and the lives you say you're saving One would think you would be half as full of sh** And for all the rules you're breaking and the progress that you're making I could do without that breed of anarchist I could do without that breed of politics I could do without that breed of hypocrite I could do much more without the likes of this