Recess
These two boys are practicing their dance for gym cla**
When this blond hair boy starts being an a**
Talking about “The Andy Griffith Show”
One boy flips his sh**, starts chasing Andy to and fro
Blondie is bound for the playground
When he gets there, Bully goes and gives his back a pound
Calls him a f**ing moron
Blondie was laughing, but now he doesn't keep roaring on
And now Bully goes to the playground I'm at
But I wasn't prepared for the nonsense he spat
Erica Court pleads that I don't listen to him
Bully's rambling on about how he had Blondie pinned
He says Blondie was going on a baby streak
I say that is also what I seek
Cause I f**ing hate Bully
We were friends, but he was too much for me
So I join Blondie in his reign of terror
Not realizing everyone was making an error
Bully's chasing our a**es around the playground, barking like a grey hound
We both laugh at the silly sound
I almost punch him and start bragging
Next thing I know Bully starts grabbing
He pushes me into the dirt
Scrapes up my face, now I'm all bloody and hurt
Everyone is in trouble, cause we burst Bully's bubble
And he punched two boys till they were rubble (He punched me in the freaking face!)
Bully is sent home early, he's acting surly
And I'm hailed as a hero, and I'm like, “Surely
You can't be serious. I kinda started it.”
But I say nothing so I don't get sh**
Only four years later I am in my teens
And I think it's time to spill the beans