Mad Money Beats - Andy Griffith lyrics

Recess These two boys are practicing their dance for gym cla** When this blond hair boy starts being an a** Talking about “The Andy Griffith Show” One boy flips his sh**, starts chasing Andy to and fro Blondie is bound for the playground When he gets there, Bully goes and gives his back a pound Calls him a f**ing moron Blondie was laughing, but now he doesn't keep roaring on And now Bully goes to the playground I'm at But I wasn't prepared for the nonsense he spat Erica Court pleads that I don't listen to him Bully's rambling on about how he had Blondie pinned He says Blondie was going on a baby streak I say that is also what I seek Cause I f**ing hate Bully We were friends, but he was too much for me So I join Blondie in his reign of terror Not realizing everyone was making an error Bully's chasing our a**es around the playground, barking like a grey hound We both laugh at the silly sound I almost punch him and start bragging Next thing I know Bully starts grabbing He pushes me into the dirt Scrapes up my face, now I'm all bloody and hurt Everyone is in trouble, cause we burst Bully's bubble And he punched two boys till they were rubble (He punched me in the freaking face!) Bully is sent home early, he's acting surly And I'm hailed as a hero, and I'm like, “Surely You can't be serious. I kinda started it.” But I say nothing so I don't get sh** Only four years later I am in my teens And I think it's time to spill the beans