Here we come, Muttley, Beater, Stez Styx
We drink Boddington's bitter, and we smoke No6
Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, we're not fu*king queer
We like pulling fit crack and supping lots of beer
Here we come, three fu*king good friends, if you say owt against us
We'll kick your fu*king bell end
We like chips n gravy, nowt'll take its place
Don't you fu*k with the Macc Lads
Or we'll arrange your fu*king face
Here we come, feeling fu*king sore
Got us money last friday and pissed it up thе wall
Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, wе go down the pub
When the ale's down our necks, we go and get some grub