Here we come, Muttley, Beater, Stez Styx We drink Boddington's bitter, and we smoke No6 Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, we're not fu*king queer We like pulling fit crack and supping lots of beer Here we come, three fu*king good friends, if you say owt against us We'll kick your fu*king bell end We like chips n gravy, nowt'll take its place Don't you fu*k with the Macc Lads Or we'll arrange your fu*king face Here we come, feeling fu*king sore Got us money last friday and pissed it up thе wall Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, wе go down the pub When the ale's down our necks, we go and get some grub