Chorus: (repeat 2x)
We are all waiting
For the main event
Would you recognize it
If it came to you in the middle of the night?
Would you recognize it
If it jumped up and bit you in the a**?
Chorus (2x)
Would you recognize it
If it came to you in the middle of your back swing?
Would you recognize it
If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun?
~jam~
Would you recognize it
If it came to you in the middle of the night?
Would you recognize it
If it jumped up and bit you in the a**?
Would you recognize it
When it came across town in a Ford Econoline?
Would you recognize it
If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun?