Chorus: (repeat 2x) We are all waiting For the main event Would you recognize it If it came to you in the middle of the night? Would you recognize it If it jumped up and bit you in the a**? Chorus (2x) Would you recognize it If it came to you in the middle of your back swing? Would you recognize it If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun? ~jam~ Would you recognize it If it came to you in the middle of the night? Would you recognize it If it jumped up and bit you in the a**? Would you recognize it When it came across town in a Ford Econoline? Would you recognize it If it came speeding like a bullet from a gun?