[Hook]
Hop off the plane looking cool as f**
Look at me, I'm cool as f**
My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is f**
Basically I'm cool as f**
I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as f** with cool as f**
People say I'm cool as f**
[Verse 1]
The clock's ticking but God willing
By the time I die I'll have got rich and never lost vision
These b**hes don't love you when you're not winning
Ah the plot thickens
I stroke the p**y like a Bond villain
Pulled my fly down and undid my belt
Cause she was tryna touch wood like she didn't wanna jinx herself
I don't love her and I ain't looking for a friendship
I just like the way she sends the blood to my appendage
f** what you heard you're not a diamond in the rough
You're just a unpolished turd, cat brush off the dirt
I'm a drug connoisseur
Finest buds on the earth
My grandma tells me I should go and find some good honest work
I'm cool as f**, I could do a wheelie in a Ford Fiesta
Jumping out of exploding buildings, my sk** is rare
When I grow up I wanna be Arnold Schwarzenegger, If I ain't a p**n director or a billionaire
[Hook]
Hop off the plane looking cool as f**
Look at me, I'm cool as f**
My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is f**
Basically I'm cool as f**
I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as f** with cool as f**
People say I'm cool as f**
[Verse 2]
Feel like someone put a pill in my rum
Dived in a pool of dirty needles, I've been ill from the john
You're a wet a**, I'm dead 'ard, I'm on 'roids, I've got strong loins
Girls know when I pull my dick out, my dismounts are on point
Over the top like Van Halen guitar solos
My muscle ma** crushes paths and makes the car go slow
Sun beaming off the leather on my car seats
I jump out and get head under a palm tree, I'm Arnie
Lifestyle's extravagant, counting money on deck chairs
My chest hair acts as a cushion for my medallion
Strongest lines in ba*tardem
Nobody's as hard as this
More punches than the montage in Karate Kid
I could lift up a building I'm a big f**er
Last Action Hero and Devito is my twin brother
Drop top Jeep doing 90 over speed bumps
Biceps shaking as shells fly out the machine gun