[Hook] Hop off the plane looking cool as f** Look at me, I'm cool as f** My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is f** Basically I'm cool as f** I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as f** with cool as f** People say I'm cool as f** [Verse 1] The clock's ticking but God willing By the time I die I'll have got rich and never lost vision These b**hes don't love you when you're not winning Ah the plot thickens I stroke the p**y like a Bond villain Pulled my fly down and undid my belt Cause she was tryna touch wood like she didn't wanna jinx herself I don't love her and I ain't looking for a friendship I just like the way she sends the blood to my appendage f** what you heard you're not a diamond in the rough You're just a unpolished turd, cat brush off the dirt I'm a drug connoisseur Finest buds on the earth My grandma tells me I should go and find some good honest work I'm cool as f**, I could do a wheelie in a Ford Fiesta Jumping out of exploding buildings, my sk** is rare When I grow up I wanna be Arnold Schwarzenegger, If I ain't a p**n director or a billionaire [Hook] Hop off the plane looking cool as f** Look at me, I'm cool as f** My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is f** Basically I'm cool as f** I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as f** with cool as f** People say I'm cool as f** [Verse 2] Feel like someone put a pill in my rum Dived in a pool of dirty needles, I've been ill from the john You're a wet a**, I'm dead 'ard, I'm on 'roids, I've got strong loins Girls know when I pull my dick out, my dismounts are on point Over the top like Van Halen guitar solos My muscle ma** crushes paths and makes the car go slow Sun beaming off the leather on my car seats I jump out and get head under a palm tree, I'm Arnie Lifestyle's extravagant, counting money on deck chairs My chest hair acts as a cushion for my medallion Strongest lines in ba*tardem Nobody's as hard as this More punches than the montage in Karate Kid I could lift up a building I'm a big f**er Last Action Hero and Devito is my twin brother Drop top Jeep doing 90 over speed bumps Biceps shaking as shells fly out the machine gun