Anyway, I think the third's a Thursday
Anyway, I'm sure you're in a hurry
Anyway, these curtains make me nervous
Anyway, you wouldn't understand
Don't laugh at my taffeta
Mr. Ticker-Tape Parade
I'm Humpty-Dumpty delicate
Can't take those cracks you made
Anyway, I think the third's a Thursday
Anyway, they told me not to worry
Anyway, gotta go, my ears are burning
Anyway, you wouldn't understand
Whenever I'm clever
You're never there
Laugh at my taffeta
I don't care