Anyway, I think the third's a Thursday Anyway, I'm sure you're in a hurry Anyway, these curtains make me nervous Anyway, you wouldn't understand Don't laugh at my taffeta Mr. Ticker-Tape Parade I'm Humpty-Dumpty delicate Can't take those cracks you made Anyway, I think the third's a Thursday Anyway, they told me not to worry Anyway, gotta go, my ears are burning Anyway, you wouldn't understand Whenever I'm clever You're never there Laugh at my taffeta I don't care