Won't waste my time on Mars
It's Saturn that matters
Gonna pack up all my gadgets
I've had it with this planet
Tore the knee out of my space suit
Chasing cagey Bobby Moonbeam
Want some lovey-dovey daily
Is that so co*kamamie?
Tried to find a place to cha-cha
These twinkletoes get itchy
Got no Stardust Room to go to
Say, Mister, won't you dip me?
Won't waste my time on Mars
It's Saturn that matters
Gonna pack up all my gadgets
I've had it with this planet
Need some plucky little spaceship
With curtains, couch, and kitchen
Wear just oven mitts and slippers
No buckles, snaps, or zippers
Won't waste my time on Mars
It's Saturn that matters
Gonna pack up all my gadgets
I've had it with this planet