Won't waste my time on Mars It's Saturn that matters Gonna pack up all my gadgets I've had it with this planet Tore the knee out of my space suit Chasing cagey Bobby Moonbeam Want some lovey-dovey daily Is that so co*kamamie? Tried to find a place to cha-cha These twinkletoes get itchy Got no Stardust Room to go to Say, Mister, won't you dip me? Won't waste my time on Mars It's Saturn that matters Gonna pack up all my gadgets I've had it with this planet Need some plucky little spaceship With curtains, couch, and kitchen Wear just oven mitts and slippers No buckles, snaps, or zippers Won't waste my time on Mars It's Saturn that matters Gonna pack up all my gadgets I've had it with this planet