I live strong like Armstrong
Yeah my bars stretch far Stretch Armstrong
No manners like beg your pardon?
In a manor just trimming my garden
Man you smoke cardamon
And I'm smoking on something harder son
And I f**ed your mum I'm your father son
I tell you stay home I'm your guardian
Man I smell like booze and cigs and weed and p**y indeed, b**h
Rhyme slow then fast when I need to, lean with a line of speed, b**h
Your girl said hi to me and I replied back get down on your knees, b**h
She smiled got down pulled it out ate it up like it was a three course dish, delish
- ous, malicious, my eyes red looking suspicious
sh**, I'll probably die from an overdose just like I'm sid vicious
Better pay me first then I'll tell you where your f**in kids is
And if I didn't have all this weed I'd have no f**ing lyrics
The lyrical, cynical, ba*tard pinnacle of raps miracles, mineral mine me, Angel mind freak
You can't find me when I'm in hiding, I give you a hiding with this rhyming, test me try me when I get grimy
Woo! Got bars don't f**ing try me!
Talk cars you're not really riding
I talk broads your b**h I'm riding
Go court, ball hard, gold mining
Rhyme sweet with a lil' off timing
Man my sh** goes hard, retard attack pulling out flash cards
Beware, or I leave you impaired and scared
Add another R, leave you scarred!
I got barred from the bar for life
And I might get hyped spit bars for life
I'm splitting cigars in written off cars and giving ma**ages to your wife
And I k** weak rappers I'm taking lifes
And I roll big sh** fly paper kites
Joints on mars, transmitting SARS, and stripping your kids of their human rights