Louis Hammock - SpongeBob Armstrong lyrics

I live strong like Armstrong Yeah my bars stretch far Stretch Armstrong No manners like beg your pardon? In a manor just trimming my garden Man you smoke cardamon And I'm smoking on something harder son And I f**ed your mum I'm your father son I tell you stay home I'm your guardian Man I smell like booze and cigs and weed and p**y indeed, b**h Rhyme slow then fast when I need to, lean with a line of speed, b**h Your girl said hi to me and I replied back get down on your knees, b**h She smiled got down pulled it out ate it up like it was a three course dish, delish - ous, malicious, my eyes red looking suspicious sh**, I'll probably die from an overdose just like I'm sid vicious Better pay me first then I'll tell you where your f**in kids is And if I didn't have all this weed I'd have no f**ing lyrics The lyrical, cynical, ba*tard pinnacle of raps miracles, mineral mine me, Angel mind freak You can't find me when I'm in hiding, I give you a hiding with this rhyming, test me try me when I get grimy Woo! Got bars don't f**ing try me! Talk cars you're not really riding I talk broads your b**h I'm riding Go court, ball hard, gold mining Rhyme sweet with a lil' off timing Man my sh** goes hard, retard attack pulling out flash cards Beware, or I leave you impaired and scared Add another R, leave you scarred! I got barred from the bar for life And I might get hyped spit bars for life I'm splitting cigars in written off cars and giving ma**ages to your wife And I k** weak rappers I'm taking lifes And I roll big sh** fly paper kites Joints on mars, transmitting SARS, and stripping your kids of their human rights