I'm sorry honey, that you walked in
And caught her in my lap
But it's not what you're thinking
So think before you slap.
I suppose you're weighin' that little blonde
That walked here in this bar
Ah, don't tell me you're sorry
'Cause I know how sorry you are.
I'm sorry that you think I'm drunk
I ain't had a drink today
Would you believe I held her
Just to see how much she'd weighed.
That cheatin' look that's on your face
Is lit up like a star
So don't tell me you're sorry
'Cause I know how sorry you are.
Don't tell me you're sorry
But I'm as sorry as I can be
Well, you'd better move fast and don't give me no sa**
'Cause you belong to me.
Now honey, we ain't done nothing wrong
But I'm sorry it's gone this far
But don't tell me you're sorry
'Cause I know how sorry you are.
Don't tell me you're sorry
But I'm as sorry as I can be
Well, you'd better move fast and don't give me no sa**
'Cause you belong to me.
Now honey, we ain't done nothing wrong
But I'm sorry it's gone this far
But don't tell me you're sorry
'Cause I know how sorry you are.
Now wait a minute, Loretta
You know how sorry I am
Conway, you better believe
I know how sorry you are...