I'm sorry honey, that you walked in And caught her in my lap But it's not what you're thinking So think before you slap. I suppose you're weighin' that little blonde That walked here in this bar Ah, don't tell me you're sorry 'Cause I know how sorry you are. I'm sorry that you think I'm drunk I ain't had a drink today Would you believe I held her Just to see how much she'd weighed. That cheatin' look that's on your face Is lit up like a star So don't tell me you're sorry 'Cause I know how sorry you are. Don't tell me you're sorry But I'm as sorry as I can be Well, you'd better move fast and don't give me no sa** 'Cause you belong to me. Now honey, we ain't done nothing wrong But I'm sorry it's gone this far But don't tell me you're sorry 'Cause I know how sorry you are. Don't tell me you're sorry But I'm as sorry as I can be Well, you'd better move fast and don't give me no sa** 'Cause you belong to me. Now honey, we ain't done nothing wrong But I'm sorry it's gone this far But don't tell me you're sorry 'Cause I know how sorry you are. Now wait a minute, Loretta You know how sorry I am Conway, you better believe I know how sorry you are...