Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'Cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If b**bs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
My a** just got bigger, my b**bs stayed the same
I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a f*ggot, a vamp in 3-D
The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
But of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, sh** warmed up
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I got a new plan, the idea is real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastic school
There I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said:
" If you want your man to drown in your lust
You must, you must increase your bust"
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
Do that dance!
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust
I must, I must, I must increase my bust