Lords Of Acid - I Must Increase My Bust lyrics

Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits I had this problem since I was a kid I used to look up to my auntie Marie 'Cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees Her nipples were poking right out of her gown If b**bs gave you wings she'd be flying around As I grew older I made up my mind I'd get me the biggest ones I could find Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust My a** just got bigger, my b**bs stayed the same I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed I filled up my bra with melons and see I looked like a f*ggot, a vamp in 3-D The trick with the melons, a shot in the eye Not long did I wait to catch the first guy But of course I forgot that melons do rot I smelled like garbage, sh** warmed up Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I got a new plan, the idea is real cool I decided to go to a gymnastic school There I found out that I'm not alone Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome So when I wake up or go back into bed I remember the wise words that my teacher said: " If you want your man to drown in your lust You must, you must increase your bust" Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust Do that dance! I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust I must, I must, I must increase my bust