My childhood years were full of fun
I was a local squirt gun
Out of control and pretty wild
Eager to taste the juice of life
Those were the days I got hooked on
The s**y stud called Hedgehog Ron
Me and grandpa side by side
Watching p**n all through the nite
One, two, four, five
Watching p**n made me feel alive
Five, six, eight, nine
I mant to make him mine
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I wanna sleep with Ron
My childhood years they flew away
Watching his movies every day
He sure was hot, he turned me on
And I was on a hunt for Ron
I packed my bags and ran away
To find my Hedgehog in LA
I intermingled with the stars
So I could fet ahold of Ron
One, two, four, five
Watching p**n made me feel alive
Five, six, eight, nine
I want to make him mine
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I wanna sleep with Ron
Hedgehog, you rock!
Hedgehog, you rock!
Hedgehog, you rock!
Hedgehog, you rock!
Soon I became a jet-set star
Drinking champagne with caviar
co*ktail parties in Bel-Air
And got engaged to a billionaire
But I was still in love with Ron
The only guy that turned me on
So I became the queen of sleaze
And now Ron Jeremy's doing me
One, two, four, five
Watching p**n made me feel alive
Five, six, eight, nine
I want to make him mine
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I wanna sleep with Ron
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I wanna sleep with Ron
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I have a crush on a Hedgehog
I have a crush on Ron Jeremy
I wanna sleep with Ron