Lords Of Acid - Surfin' Hedgehog lyrics

My childhood years were full of fun I was a local squirt gun Out of control and pretty wild Eager to taste the juice of life Those were the days I got hooked on The s**y stud called Hedgehog Ron Me and grandpa side by side Watching p**n all through the nite One, two, four, five Watching p**n made me feel alive Five, six, eight, nine I mant to make him mine I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I have a crush on a Hedgehog I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I wanna sleep with Ron My childhood years they flew away Watching his movies every day He sure was hot, he turned me on And I was on a hunt for Ron I packed my bags and ran away To find my Hedgehog in LA I intermingled with the stars So I could fet ahold of Ron One, two, four, five Watching p**n made me feel alive Five, six, eight, nine I want to make him mine I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I have a crush on a Hedgehog I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I wanna sleep with Ron Hedgehog, you rock! Hedgehog, you rock! Hedgehog, you rock! Hedgehog, you rock! Soon I became a jet-set star Drinking champagne with caviar co*ktail parties in Bel-Air And got engaged to a billionaire But I was still in love with Ron The only guy that turned me on So I became the queen of sleaze And now Ron Jeremy's doing me One, two, four, five Watching p**n made me feel alive Five, six, eight, nine I want to make him mine I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I have a crush on a Hedgehog I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I wanna sleep with Ron I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I have a crush on a Hedgehog I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I wanna sleep with Ron I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I have a crush on a Hedgehog I have a crush on Ron Jeremy I wanna sleep with Ron