So glad you enjoyed the show
I think there's something that you ought to know
I'm not quite the guy that you think I am
A-a-am
I'm self-absorbed and I'm kind of rude
Usually I'm in a sour mood
Overall I really don't give a damn
Before we go any further let's all get one thing straight
I-I I-I I-I'm not so great
Go on and tell me all about your life
I'll be staring at your pretty wife
I think I'll pay her a visit while you're out of town
Ow-ow-own
At your party I'll disappear
Out of beer? I'm out of here
You better stock that fridge if you want me around
By the time you figure it out it will probably be too late
I-I I-I I-I'm not so great
I like to curse (curse)
I like to fight (and fight)
I get drunk almost every night (every night)
I don't give to charity
I keep it all for little ol' me
You shake my hand, tell me I'm the man
Just as long as you understand
I-I I-I I-I'm not so great (But I'm really darned good)
I-I I-I I-I'm not so great