Linus Of Hollywood - I'm Not So Great lyrics

So glad you enjoyed the show I think there's something that you ought to know I'm not quite the guy that you think I am A-a-am I'm self-absorbed and I'm kind of rude Usually I'm in a sour mood Overall I really don't give a damn Before we go any further let's all get one thing straight I-I I-I I-I'm not so great Go on and tell me all about your life I'll be staring at your pretty wife I think I'll pay her a visit while you're out of town Ow-ow-own At your party I'll disappear Out of beer? I'm out of here You better stock that fridge if you want me around By the time you figure it out it will probably be too late I-I I-I I-I'm not so great I like to curse (curse) I like to fight (and fight) I get drunk almost every night (every night) I don't give to charity I keep it all for little ol' me You shake my hand, tell me I'm the man Just as long as you understand I-I I-I I-I'm not so great (But I'm really darned good) I-I I-I I-I'm not so great