I thank you for introducing me to
Something I've never had before
A place where I can go hang out
Hang out with the boys
Where you had my back and I had yours
Went to shows arm in arm
And guess what no one ever frowned
Thank you for the records and all the fanzines
With photos of the cuties that grace our hot a** scene
But most of all thanks for the beefy cake drawings
of straight edge looking gods
it's like a Tom of Finland for teens
Pile up to sing along
Out sweaty bodies in unison
While your hands would
Slip their way to my crotch
While the band played our song