I thank you for introducing me to Something I've never had before A place where I can go hang out Hang out with the boys Where you had my back and I had yours Went to shows arm in arm And guess what no one ever frowned Thank you for the records and all the fanzines With photos of the cuties that grace our hot a** scene But most of all thanks for the beefy cake drawings of straight edge looking gods it's like a Tom of Finland for teens Pile up to sing along Out sweaty bodies in unison While your hands would Slip their way to my crotch While the band played our song