Have you met Kazoo
She's a beautiful girl
She came from the depths of the greasy underbelly
Of this big brown world
Have you met Kazoo
She's a dainty little thing
Give her liver crackers and a rub on the belly
And her heart will sing
'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
With long, luxurious nails
And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park
She'll be shakin' her tail
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
She's got a curious smile
When she gets excited you may find it overwhelming
If she pees on the tile
'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want
With long, luxurious nails
And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park
They'll wanna sniff her tail
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo
Have you met Kazoo