Have you met Kazoo She's a beautiful girl She came from the depths of the greasy underbelly Of this big brown world Have you met Kazoo She's a dainty little thing Give her liver crackers and a rub on the belly And her heart will sing 'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want With long, luxurious nails And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park She'll be shakin' her tail Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo She's got a curious smile When she gets excited you may find it overwhelming If she pees on the tile 'Cause Kazoo's got what all the others want With long, luxurious nails And if there's a spark as you're strollin' through the park They'll wanna sniff her tail Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo Have you met Kazoo