[OLD LADY]
I was not born in sunny Hispania
My father came from Rovno Gubernya
But now I'm here, I'm dancing a tango
Di de di de di de di!
I am easily a**imilated
I am so easily a**imilated
I never learned a human language
My father spoke a High Middle Polish
In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish
Por favor! Toreador!
I am easily a**imilated
I am so easily a**imilated
It's easy, it's ever so easy
I'm Spanish, I'm suddenly Spanish
And you must be Spanish, too
Do like the natives do
These days you have to be
In the majority
[MALE Chorus]
Tus labios rubí
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
Conquistan mi corazón
Y solo con una canción
[OLD LADY]
Mis labios rubí
Dreiviertel Takt, mon trés cher ami
Oui oui sí sí ja ja ja yes yes da da je ne sais quoi
[MALE Chorus]
Me muero, me sale una hernia
[OLD LADY]
A long way from Rovno Gubernya
[OLD LADY AND MALE Chorus]
Tus/mis labios rubí
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
Conquistan mi corazón
Y solo con una divina canción
De mis/tus labios rubí
Rubí! Rubí!
Hey!
(instrumental break)
[OLD LADY AND MALE Chorus]
Me muero, me sale una hernia
A long way from Rovno Gubernya
Tus/mis labios rubí
Dos rosas que se abren a mi
Conquistan mi corazón
Y solo con una divina canción
De mis/tus labios rubí
Rubí! Rubí!
Hey!