Leonard Bernstein - I Am Easily Assimilated lyrics

[OLD LADY] I was not born in sunny Hispania My father came from Rovno Gubernya But now I'm here, I'm dancing a tango Di de di de di de di! I am easily a**imilated I am so easily a**imilated I never learned a human language My father spoke a High Middle Polish In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish Por favor! Toreador! I am easily a**imilated I am so easily a**imilated It's easy, it's ever so easy I'm Spanish, I'm suddenly Spanish And you must be Spanish, too Do like the natives do These days you have to be In the majority [MALE Chorus] Tus labios rubí Dos rosas que se abren a mi Conquistan mi corazón Y solo con una canción [OLD LADY] Mis labios rubí Dreiviertel Takt, mon trés cher ami Oui oui sí sí ja ja ja yes yes da da je ne sais quoi [MALE Chorus] Me muero, me sale una hernia [OLD LADY] A long way from Rovno Gubernya [OLD LADY AND MALE Chorus] Tus/mis labios rubí Dos rosas que se abren a mi Conquistan mi corazón Y solo con una divina canción De mis/tus labios rubí Rubí! Rubí! Hey! (instrumental break) [OLD LADY AND MALE Chorus] Me muero, me sale una hernia A long way from Rovno Gubernya Tus/mis labios rubí Dos rosas que se abren a mi Conquistan mi corazón Y solo con una divina canción De mis/tus labios rubí Rubí! Rubí! Hey!