[Verse 1: Corporate a**hole]
I don't have a care about adventure or discovery
The only thing that matters is investment and recovery
I could give a rat about your pretty color scheme
All I see is green, you catching what I mean?
You can take a screw to all your innovations
Guns, guns, guns, blood and gory animation
No imagination, DLC creation
Social desecration mixed with n00b humiliations
[Verse 2: Link]
Who cares about score? I like to explore
You really think that people don't adventure anymore?
With your guns and your map packs
I think you've lost track
You see, my sack has four swords
That say you're gonna get whacked
Since my awakening, I've served to inspire
I fought with my dark side and kept my sword skyward
See, my fighting style has always been a link to my past
But it's the fire inside of my heart that will not let this pa**
[Verse 3: Little Mac]
What you know 'bout challenges?
Everything off balance and
Bosses running capers, turning confidence to vapors and
Everything they do, they end up owning you for free
I need to be like Mike T. and eat eat DLC
Please
I'ma punch you out and then instead of getting bitter
With the one-two-one
Put in work and get the glitter for the single hitter quitter, so
You can find the picture with your face down, booty up
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[Verse 4: Mario]
What's my name? (Mario)
No, it's Super Mario
Keep on talking trash and I'ma tell you this scenario
I'm gonna get my dinosaur, I'm gonna get my flower
I'm gonna get a million lives with all my star power
I invented side scrollers, I'm the reason for this industry
Every game you see now is embedded with my legacy
If you're getting coin, then you should pay me royalties
For each and every fan throughout the years that's shown me loyalty
[Verse 5: Corporate a**hole]
Ha, fools
Thank you for the laughs
Now let me get the powder out 'fore I commence the slaps
Spare me all your preaching, who do you think you're teaching?
This money, this power, it tells me I am king
The people of the world understand one thing
That's the buck-buck-buck and the bling-bling-bling
You innocence is touching, endeavors I applaud
But before I waste my powder, let me show you why I'm God
[Verse 6: Shigeru Miyamoto]
I made the world of Nintendo in seven days
I created all of gaming's favorite heroes with my brain
First blessed you with the Kong, and the next day with the Bros
Then I gave you Zelda's hero and the Falcon from F-Zero
And in case you forgot, next I fathered Star Fox
When you needed little friends, then I gave you Pikmin
On the seventh day I rested, I am the Master Quest
The next time that you think you're winning, remember...
I'm the best