[Verse 1: Corporate a**hole] I don't have a care about adventure or discovery The only thing that matters is investment and recovery I could give a rat about your pretty color scheme All I see is green, you catching what I mean? You can take a screw to all your innovations Guns, guns, guns, blood and gory animation No imagination, DLC creation Social desecration mixed with n00b humiliations [Verse 2: Link] Who cares about score? I like to explore You really think that people don't adventure anymore? With your guns and your map packs I think you've lost track You see, my sack has four swords That say you're gonna get whacked Since my awakening, I've served to inspire I fought with my dark side and kept my sword skyward See, my fighting style has always been a link to my past But it's the fire inside of my heart that will not let this pa** [Verse 3: Little Mac] What you know 'bout challenges? Everything off balance and Bosses running capers, turning confidence to vapors and Everything they do, they end up owning you for free I need to be like Mike T. and eat eat DLC Please I'ma punch you out and then instead of getting bitter With the one-two-one Put in work and get the glitter for the single hitter quitter, so You can find the picture with your face down, booty up Posted on to Twitter [Verse 4: Mario] What's my name? (Mario) No, it's Super Mario Keep on talking trash and I'ma tell you this scenario I'm gonna get my dinosaur, I'm gonna get my flower I'm gonna get a million lives with all my star power I invented side scrollers, I'm the reason for this industry Every game you see now is embedded with my legacy If you're getting coin, then you should pay me royalties For each and every fan throughout the years that's shown me loyalty [Verse 5: Corporate a**hole] Ha, fools Thank you for the laughs Now let me get the powder out 'fore I commence the slaps Spare me all your preaching, who do you think you're teaching? This money, this power, it tells me I am king The people of the world understand one thing That's the buck-buck-buck and the bling-bling-bling You innocence is touching, endeavors I applaud But before I waste my powder, let me show you why I'm God [Verse 6: Shigeru Miyamoto] I made the world of Nintendo in seven days I created all of gaming's favorite heroes with my brain First blessed you with the Kong, and the next day with the Bros Then I gave you Zelda's hero and the Falcon from F-Zero And in case you forgot, next I fathered Star Fox When you needed little friends, then I gave you Pikmin On the seventh day I rested, I am the Master Quest The next time that you think you're winning, remember... I'm the best