Noob Saiboot:
Noob Saiboot!
Noob's a genius, a straight-up brainiac
My paralyzed brother is a wheelchair maniac
I'm the power behind global warming
Watching Star Wars, Palpatine made me horny
Grew for eyedrops, blow up rocks
Spy cops and show them my cyclops
A dark child, I have never seen the sun
You a jacka** like Rhino Dan
I f** up my own life with no limits
Drink booze and throw rocks at mimics
My loins are priceless on the black market
On the soccer field, my groins are the target
n***as wanna f** with me, I ain't letting
My crimes had? Army sweating
Noob in two words, smart and strong
You know my vote goes to Al Sharpton
HEATH:
OJ is not guilty (he isn't?), Heath did it
For me, it ain't a big deal to admit it
'Cause I live in a land of disapproval
I smile at my enemies and just cool off
I shave my head (daily!), f** barbers
I'd rather shoot pool with the ugliest farmers
Juggle with pipe bombs, mingle with retards
Make those goofy ba*tards see the stars
To my palace, you ain't got no f**ing access
Your dick will be met by my axes
I teach hip hop at the center
I'm known as the wicked style presenter
Even dead people hear what I'm saying
You only roll dice when roleplaying
I ain't Swedish, I even hate Ikea
The beatdown of Rodney King was my idea
Noob Saiboot:
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain
HEATH:
Wanna cut up a f**ing riot, f** with me
I put a hit on Dodi Al Fayed
That makes Diana's driver?
It just cause Diana was ugly here
The Hall of Fame is where I'm going
I want my face on a f**ing coin
People don't know about my hard knock past
You know, Castro wanted my a**
I'm a scholar, yet uncivilized
b**hes are treated badly, never f**ed thrice
I'm wise, so I do it to rental
The only case you'll ever carry is mental
I perform hit and runs with my tricycle (tricycle!)
My moves cause oceans to ripple
I'm pretty sure I was the chosen
Bought a Big Mac, all my French fries were frozen
Noob Saiboot:
On the Internet, the illest e-mail sender
I send them ads, s** with a blender
Never do anything that's uncool
My raspy voice makes shemales drool
And you still can't fool me, oh
But naked I look like Coolio
f** me, the world and f** you too
False prophets come to me asking what to do
Other kids had dogs, I had a lobster
That's why I'm now a straight-up mobster
Noob's on the mic, place bets
I exit the club wearing metal bracelets
In my hood, slavery is a way of life
In my hood, n***as f** neighbors' wives
I k** Whitey and that's it
I left my f**ing firecrackers in Madrid
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain
Where the f** is Satan, my soul is for sale
When it comes to smoking, I never excel
Heath loves me, but not in a gay way
n***as is insane, but still we maintain